Its amazing how wild a female can get once she has some confidence. I just got back from a night on the town with 3 girls from Pleasant Grove, TX. I dont know they said its somewhere in Dallas… Anyways the ring leader was hella talkative and the one I wanted to hear from wasnt making eye contact. So we hit Wet Willies and I got them all a drink. Fast forward 30 minutes and “Ms. Shy” was talking, laughing and touching herself. ( Yea, LIKE THAT! ) Me and my boy Trace gassed her head up with compliments and she was butter after that. So of course I asked her whats her situation and she tells me she has a boyfriend in college, but he didnt come home for summer. So she comes right out and says “Im ready to fuck somebody.” We all stared at each other for a quick second and her girls started laughing, but I wasnt. I gave my boy the wrap it up signal and we bounced. I dropped them off at the hotel and know I will be hearing a nice story tomorrow from Trace. For those who say – Why didnt you fuck? My days of fucking random hoes are over. Too much shit out there for me… Condoms break and I need an address to kick SOMEBODY ass if something aint kosher.
Speaking of random hoes, peep these AMATEUR BLACK STRIPPERS I found over at Black Strippers Online. These are strippers that you find at those hole in the wall clubs around the country. They arent quite ready for the elite clubs and $50 lapdances… These are the type of hoes who will polish you off for $50. Anyone who knows me can attest that I love strippers and this type are the most fun.