I missed the Roy Jones fight partly cuz I didnt want to pay that $49.95 to watch it. I got a chance to see it on HBO’s re-broadcast of it on tape. (Thanks EC) Roy Jones didnt really look like he was 100% but Tarver was the man, wasnt that some shit when the ref asked if there were any questions and Tarver said “You got any excuses tonight Roy?!” That right there sealed the deal… Congrats to Tarver. Watch This Clip (Courtesy of Darth Harlem)

I met this slim honey today at Aventura Mall in the food court. She was inside waiting on the 83 bus. She was wearing some of those hip hugger jeans so when she was sitting down I (and everybody else) could see the crack of her ass. Now me being the nice gentleman that I am – I had to tell her. First she looked surprised, then embarrassed, then once she gave me the once over (You know what I mean) she smiled. She ‘said’ she was 20, but I cant verify that – ran out of time. Tonya, Taurus, likes Popeyes Chicken, cant stand any songs by Fabolous, plans on being a corrections officer, wears a size 9 in jeans, never wears a bra, cant swim, favorite color blue, favorite number 4… You get the idea. Baby girl wouldnt let me get a word in… Next thing ya know the bus is coming up the ramp – I slapped the card in her hand and she said she will call me when her and her girls get to South Beach this weekend. She dont know, I’ll be in South Carolina, I will get this one tho’ – She is tight work. (when she isnt yappin’)