When I talk to these females on the phone to set up shoots I try my BEST to give them the benefit of the doubt as far as them keeping their appointments and being on time. This past week I had some crazy ass hoe that took the cake. When she called me the first time her voice sounded pretty rough and I said “Maybe she has lived a hard life and smokes or something.”

Anyways I set up the time to meet her at Aventura Mall since she was catching the bus to my hotel. She was an hour late – STRIKE ONE. Im driving around the food court area looking for this trick and I dont see NOBODY that could possibly be there for a shoot with ME!

So I call her cell and ask her what she’s wearing. She says “White shirt,Black pants & sunglasses.”

Damn it!!! I’m looking at this ho wondering what the fuck?!?! I mean she has to be somebody’s grandma. STRIKE TWO

I thought about hauling ass, but naw I wanted to see what the hell was going on in her head. So she spots my truck, walks over and gets in. So I asked “How old are you?” She says “30”. Im like 30? YOU ARE 30?! She says “Yea. why I dont look 30?” I said let me see your ID. She breaks out her license and it says 1963. Then she goes into this song and dance on how they messed up her ID and its supposed to say 1972. I said “1972? That still doesnt make you 30!”

Bitch was looking me dead in the eyes and lying to me. So I told her whatever her age really is I cant use her.

You know the hoe didnt want to get out the truck. She was like “I came here to get paid and I aint leaving til I get something.” STRIKE THREE

I said “Oh ok” Turned the truck off, got out, walked around to her side and then she saw I wasnt playing and hopped her lying ass out.

What the hell was she thinking? Didnt she know I was going to have to see her eventually?

I had one other hoe flake out on me too – but the 4 that I did shoot this week more than made up for those two fools.

Im not debuting any of them just yet. I am working on a new site and thats where they will be featured.