Last Wednesday night I caught some static from ‘some hero’ who thought his girl was too good to work for me. I was in Target on Biscayne Blvd in North Miami. I went in to get a party gift cuz one of my partners was having a house warming party. While Im looking for a little something to bring to the party(cuz you know you cant show up empty handed) I spot this slim chick wearing grey sweats and a big jacket, but she had the jacket on her hips to show off her shit. Phat ass and a nice print in the front – I mean those pants were FITTIN’. I do a quick look to see if she is alone and it looked like she was so I went over and asked her if she was interested in working for me. She asked what I did I told her and she was like HELL NO. I told her she could recruit some of her partners cause I know a fine female such as herself has to have a crew of friends that are tight work. I gave her my card and she dipped down the isle. So I go back to the music section looking for something hot to pick up. I picked up a couple comedy DVDs and headed up front to pay. So I see that same trick shaking her ass as she walked – I picked up the pace (almost ran, but Im not running for ‘maybe’ ass) got up to her and asked if she was ready for me. Then some cat wearing a shirt 2 sizes too small steps up, faced frowned like he got a lot on his mind and ask me “You know my woman?” I said yea, we met a little while ago. She corrected him, you aint my man we just friends. She was kind of ghetto loud, but didnt turn too many heads. Buddy was like “Yo cuz we kind of busy so she dont have time to flap gums with ya.” I was cool, Im not one to cause a scene, I just said “Look Im a business man, I recruit talent daily for my film company no disrespect. Anytime I see a fine female alone I have to approach them and find out whats the deal.”
He was like she gotta do acting, I said yea something like that. I cut it short asked her if she still had the card she said yea I went up to the register. I GUESS she told him I make pornos and buddy got mad. I saw him huffin’ and puffin’. As I hit the lot dodging raindrops he yelled out “She aint doing no flicks nigga! She aint with that shit.” Im like thats cool man, like I told you I ask, if they down we work – if not I let it be. He eased back and I left. How bout Friday morning buddy called and tells me he went to Dawg Films off the card and wants to know how can he smash some porn bitches. Aint that some shit?!