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You ever run into a girl that is crazy beautiful, but shy as hell? I do from time to time and they are the best ego boosters a man can have. They aren’t necessarily introverts, they just have social phobias. Because of this they rarely shoot you down while talking with them. They just smile and give you short answers. Trust once you get them to open up a little they want to hang with you because you were patient with them.

This past weekend I met one at the mall’s food court. She was behind me at the frozen yogurt counter when I saw her. She was a knockout, I mean like 9 of 10. I gave her a nine, because no one is perfect – right? Anyways, I must have given her the DAYYYYYUUUUMMMMM face because she immediately started laughing. I couldn’t help it, it was an instant reaction that my conscious mind couldn’t control. Kinda like when someone tells you your lips are ashy. You don’t think, you just lick them – Quickly. Yea… like that. She was butter pecan brown with shoulder length weave. A white tank top with Miami Heat on it, black shorts and Jordans. She was shaped like Lyric 0611. Most dudes would wife her off looks alone… Absolute banger! We talked for about 10 minutes, got her cell number then I excused myself. You can’t hang around a new piece of ass… You gotta keep’em thinking you have other shit to do.

If shit plays out right, she will be my date to see Dark Knight Rises.

(Pictured above) New pornstar Karmin ReneeWatch Karmin Renee videos here.