Haha.
I hit the local strip club last night looking for new talent and all I can say is DAMN! Where the hell did the pretty females go? Man… last night I saw so many scars, bullet wounds, & blunt burns it wasnt funny. One chick I approached that was perfect for a new project we are working on told me she doesnt do work for videos or the internet because her momma has the internet. I was like “Yeah?” She said, “Yeap, my momma work for the county and if she visited your webpage and saw me shaking my ass for you she would have a heart attack… She already had one, I dont want her to have another.” … Damn!
This one chick came up to me 5 or 6 times. “Do you want a dance?” 5 or 6 times I said NO! She did her turn on stage and she made like $3, I felt bad for her and called her over so she could make a couple dollars from me. I asked her name she said China Black. HOW MANY DAMN CHINA THIS AND THATS ARE THERE?!?! None of these damn females are even 1/16th chinese! Just cuz you have a tattoo of “Life” or “Good Earth” in chinese letters… Anyways. I let her do her thing, she was working for that cheese sweating up something serious. After 4 songs I told her that was enough, then she asked if I wanted to ‘get down’ after the club closed. Naw, baby girl… this is as far as I wanna go with you. I will tell you one thing you can do for me – you can pull some females for me and we can see each other all the time. She said cool – I will keep ya posted if this gul brings me any new ass.