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I spent the day in Stuart, FL looking for new models and I cant figure out why the females there are sooo scary. I ran my regular game that works on BIG CITY girls so I know it works on small town hoes.

So I stop inside this mom & pop resturant to get something to eat and see this nice honey wearing those Apple Bottom Jeans. I dont really like how they look in the back with those fucked up pockets but hey SHE WAS MAKING IT WORK.

I pulled her to the side and laid the rap down. I know I dont talk loud but this Columbo ass dude was listening in on our convo and butts in. Now this dude looked like he came straight out the 80’s. He was rocking a “Cross Colors” looking shirt looking like he was an extra in do the right thing. Dude was wearing his shades on top of his head (WHO THE FUCK STILL DOES THAT?) Im surprised he wasnt wearing the flip up shades like Dwayne Wayne from a different world.

Anyways, he butts in and says “I dont think your parents would approve of you modeling for the internets.” MAN!!! I gave buddy the “Mind your damn business” look and asked her to come outside with me.

So we talked about 20 mins and it came down to her saying that her family doesnt surf the net but she knows somehow, someway, somebody will see her and she is nervous about that. She said she’d like to make the money but she had to think about it. I have her number and I handed her a couple biz cards. She claims that she will be driving down to Miami for Memorial Day with a few of her friends and will call me if she gets the nerve to do it. I hope she does, she has a nice set of titties and ANY female that can make Apple Bottom jeans look good to me is bangin.

Shaquille O’Neal, plagued for a month by a thigh bruise, did not practice on Wednesday.

O’Neal, who has not played since May 10, said rest and treatment have not healed his injury, and he’s not sure if he’ll be ready for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals.

It’s not that it got worse, it’s just there, and I need it not to be there,” O’Neal told the Palm Beach Post.

If the game was Wednesday, O’Neal indicated he could not play.

Teammates still insist they are confident O’Neal will be ready for Game 1 against either Indiana or Detroit in the East finals.

“Without a doubt,” Heat forward Eddie Jones said Tuesday. “His mood is getting better. Physically, he’s getting better. I think this time is great for him.”

Whitney Houston, who checked into a rehab center on March 23 and was released late last month, is due to begin recording a new studio album next week, says her producer, Clive Davis.

The veteran music mogul tells TV’s Access Hollywood that Houston, 41, will be finishing an album that she had previously started.

This visit to rehab was the second time the singer had sought treatment in just over a year. In March 2004, Houston entered a facility for substance abuse – only to check out just five days later to begin private care.

According to a source close to the troubled diva, it was her mother, gospel singer Cissy Houston, who petitioned a Georgia court to order her famous daughter to seek help in a rehab facility this year, PEOPLE reported.

Whitney eventually entered the Crossroads treatment center (founded by musician Eric Clapton) in Antigua, West Indies, leaving in late April after almost a month. She rejoined the family in an undisclosed Caribbean spot, an insider told PEOPLE.

Her rep confirmed that Houston is “entering the second phase of her treatment.” Cissy’s rep had no comment.

Meanwhile, plans for a reality show featuring Houston’s husband of 13 years, Bobby Brown, moved forward with the announcement that eight 30-minute episodes of Being Bobby Brown will air on Bravo starting June 30. The cable network promises that “the series will demystify Brown’s relationships with Houston” and their daughter Bobbi Kristina, among other things.

I had to take a break from working this past weekend to spend time with family for Mother’s Day. ( You know how that goes ). Now Im back updating the sites and such.

I got a chance to go to the Miami Heat game last night to see them beat the Washington Wizards. Now we are up 2-0 in the series. Whats up with Keith Askins rocking the bow tie? Anyways, while driving back home I stopped at the rest stop on I-95 just north of Palm Beach to use the bathroom and who do I see? Robin! You all dont know her by that name, but she is one of the models from the site that I shot back in 2002. She was with some other chick that looked like Wesley Snipes.

She put on some weight, but she still has that phat ass. Turns out she works for corrections now. Still freaky too. She was extra friendly almost as if I was an ex-fuck partner or some shit. Keep in mind I only met this chick once and only spent a max of an hour with her. While Im making small talk with her she pulls up her dress and asks me if her pussy looks familiar. Im like “Hell yea, but it had more hair on it last time I saw it”. She asks me if I could follow her back to her place. When she asks me that I did a double take at that Wesley Snipes bitch and told her I couldnt cause I had my girl waiting for me in truck. ( Which was true ). I told her I had to take a rain check on that but I will be back through Memorial Day weekend and if she in down in Miami then we will see what happens. She says she aint taking no more pics because she could get fired if the wrong people saw them but she is down for anything “off camera”.

Its always good to be nice to people you do business with because you never know when you will run into them again. Luckily I work with phat asses all day so I can get broke off even when Im not expecting to. * Evil Grin *

“It’s so amazing, if I can use that word,” Joyce told The Associated Press while grinning and giggling at the CBS season finale party.

Uchenna, 40, and Joyce, 44, from Houston, lugged boats in London, balanced water jugs on their heads in Africa and weighed complete strangers in Turkey — among other silly and strenuous tasks — in order to reach the finish line. Unlike previous seasons of “Amazing Race,” the racers didn’t travel around the globe, instead they semi-circled from Long Beach, California, through South America, Africa, India, Europe and the Caribbean to their final destination in Miami.

Because the Agus arrived last during a non-elimination leg before the home stretch, the couple was stripped of all their belongings and cash per the reality show’s nefarious rules. The Agus begged their way to the finish line but didn’t have enough money to pay their cab driver. Although they were only steps away the finish line and the $1 million prize, the Agus continued to beg from nearby strangers until they paid their cab fare.

“It was all about honor,” said Uchenna. “That cab driver was going to get his money.”

During an earlier stretch of the race in Jodhpur, India, Joyce agreed to shave her head as part of a Fast Forward challenge, allowing the Agus to skip to end of the leg. Uchenna cites that bold “sacrifice” as one of the turning points in the race.

“Once you shave it off, you have nothing to hide behind,” said Joyce. “People can actually see your soul. It’s so bizarre. I’m glad I did it.”

Much of the seventh season of “Amazing Race” was dominated by recently wed former “Survivor” contestants Rob “Boston Rob” Mariano, 29, and Amber Brkich, 26, who placed second in the race. Dating couple Ron Young, 28, from Villa Rica, Georgia, and Kelly McCorkle, 26, from Greenville, South Carolina, placed third.

“We thought they were regular people like us,” said Joyce of Mariano and Brkich. “Really, it was an eye-opening experience when we got on the race and saw that their notoriety was so amazing and people all over the world recognized them. We tried to ignore all that and do our own race just to spite what was happening with them and obviously it still paid off.”

Uchenna, an energy broker who once worked for Enron, and Joyce, a sales manager who once worked for WorldCom, plan to use their earnings for “bills, bills, bills” and to take their family on their own amazing trip. The Agus, who’ve tried unsuccessfully to have a child in the past, also said they would use their $1 million prize toward a baby.

“My doctors offered us a free round of in vitro (fertilization),” said Joyce. “So after all this is over, if it doesn’t work out, we have the money. We can adopt.”

For those of you who emailed me asking for sneak preview of the hot footage we got from BCR 2005 here it is!

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In a surprise announcement Wednesday, Comedy Central announced that the highly anticipated third season of Dave Chappelle’s will not make its May 31 premiere date.

“Comedy Central has suspended production on the third season of Chappelle’s Show until further notice,” network spokesman Tony Fox said in a brief statement. “All parties are optimistic that production will resume in the near future.”

No official reason was given for the shutdown, but sources told E! News that Chappelle has been MIA from the set for weeks.

In December, the network said that Chappelle’s Show was behind schedule after Chappelle fell ill, forcing the network to postpone the expected February debut of new episodes.

“Dave–and his entire production crew for that matter–got a bit of a late start on writing season three,” Fox told the New York Post. Production was slated to resume in January.

Last August, Chappelle, 31, reupped with Comedy Central in a massive two-year deal, valued at $50 million by the Hollywood Reporter. The deal also set a new Industry precedent–reportedly giving the funnyman a large cut of backend DVD sales.

Featuring Chappelle’s often raunchy standup, offbeat sketches and killer parodies of Prince and Rick James, Chappelle’s Show has steadily built a huge following since its January 2003. By the end of season two, the half-hour show was often pulling in more than 3 million viewers, a substantial number for basic cable. The first season currently ranks as the all-time top-selling TV show on DVD. (Paramount has indefinitely pushed back the release of the second season–the studio hopes to time the DVD to the start of season three.)

In addition to his gig at Comedy Central, Chappelle had been working on a book for Hyperion. No word on the book’s status; there’s also no word on the reported Rick James biopic for Paramount in which Chappelle would portray the late R&B wild man.

Kellen Winslow Jr.’s use of a motorcycle might have violated standard NFL contract language that prohibits players from engaging in dangerous activities.

The Cleveland Browns could require Winslow, who lost millions last year because of a season-ending injury, to pay back a $4.4 million signing bonus he received in March.

The 21-year-old tight end sustained internal injuries and damage to his right shoulder and right knee in an accident that sent him flying over the handlebars of his newly purchased motorcycle.

Winslow was being treated at the Cleveland Clinic, where the team’s medical staff was waiting for swelling in the shoulder and knee to subside. The team declined Tuesday to provide an update on his condition.

NFL spokesman Greg Aiello said the standard NFL contract forbids players from taking part in any activity “which may involve a significant risk of personal injury.”

It’s another setback for the struggling Browns and Winslow, who entered the league last season with high expectations and a reputation as a hothead. His rookie season ended in disappointment when he broke his right leg during an onside kick in a Week 2 loss against Dallas.

With his leg still on the mend, Winslow purchased a sport bike last month and was learning how to ride it in a parking lot Sunday night when he hit a curb and was thrown off. He complained of chest pains after the crash.

Winslow held out last year before signing a $40 million contract _ a record for a tight end _ as the No. 6 pick in the draft.

Teams have the option of making contract language regarding dangerous activities more or less restrictive during negotiations with players, Aiello said. The Browns wouldn’t release information about Winslow’s contract.

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So Im going over the footage from BCR something besides the phat asses and wildin’ out happens every year. Why is it that fat hoe in a group of females always cock blocking? One chick is about to flash her titties for me then some chubby chick comes out the woodwork and says “Girl you need to stop” – “Get that camera away from her” – “You need to learn respect.”

Bitch please. You knew BCR was coming up for a year and you had time to get your shit in order. Dont get jealous because your ‘friends’ getting all the attention.

Those hoes always catching feeling and shit. They will try to knock you over if you get in their way too. Fuck ’em!

I am happy with the footage we got this year, I am still putting the dvd together. Stay tuned for the preview clip… its gonna be hot!

The New Jersey Nets controlled Shaquille O’Neal and Dwyane Wade better than they ever could have imagined and still were hammered by the Miami Heat.

O’Neal and Wade combined for just 31 points, but former Net Alonzo Mourning came off the bench to score 21 and grab nine rebounds in 16 minutes as Miami rolled to a 102-85 triumph over New Jersey and a 2-0 advantage in their Eastern Conference first-round series.

Wade scored 32 points and O’Neal added 17 and 11 rebounds in Miami’s easy 116-98 triumph in Game 1 of the best-of-seven series on Sunday. In this one, the Nets all but shut down Miami’s two All-Stars, holding them to a total of just 16 points through three quarters.

With Wade and O’Neal struggling – and Game One star Damon Jones relatively held in check – Miami figured to be in trouble, but that was far from the case. The Heat opened the contest with the game’s first seven points and scored the final eight of the first quarter to seize a 26-16 lead after 12 minutes.

When the Nets got within 32-30 midway through the second quarter, Mourning had the final four points in a 14-4 burst that all but sealed the game. Mourning, showing a lot of emotion on both ends of the floor and against the team he began the season with, capped that pivotal spurt with a three-point play over New Jersey center Nenad Krstic.

Mourning also had the final eight points in a 19-8 third-quarter run that opened a 72-52 lead with 2:34 left in the period. He made 6-of-8 shots and 9-of-12 free throws in the contest before fouling out in the waning moments.

“My game is not a surprise to me, I feel like I’m a Hall of Fame player,” Mourning said. “Nothing I do now surprises me. I didn’t forget how to play the game. … The front office has assembled this team for one reason – to win a championship. We want to kill the thought of this being a one- or two-man team. … We know what we’re capable of doing. I know what I’m capable of doing.”

“Zo was unbelievable tonight,” Miami coach Stan Van Gundy said. “He had 21 points and nine rebounds in 16 minutes. That is one of the most productive lines that you will ever see. He was absolutely great.”

The 13-year veteran had just six points in 14 minutes in Game One and averaged only 7.6 points in 37 games during the regular season. But with O’Neal enduring one of the worst postseason games of his career, Mourning took over, posting his highest point total this season.

“It’s good to be on a good team,” said O’Neal, who reportedly had a “secret team meeting” prior to the game to show his teammates his three championship rings. “Guys are definitely carrying me now. I’m sore, but I’m not going to use that as an excuse. The first timeout, Zo grabbed me and said, ‘Big fella, you look kind of slow, you look kind of weak. I’ve got your back, I’m going to step it up.'”

“Alonzo did a great job. There must be something in the air down here or in the water because he does not get tired,” Nets forward Brian Scalabrine said. “He can all of a sudden grab offensive rebounds and dunk on people.”

O’Neal had 14 points and 10 rebounds in 27 minutes, admitting after the game he felt “slowed.” Wade had 17 points and 10 assists for Miami, which has won 21 of its last 22 games at AmericanAirlines Arena.

Vince Carter led New Jersey with 21 points, Richard Jefferson chipped in 14 and Jason Kidd 10, but the trio combined to shoot just 15-of-40. The Nets made just 28-of-78 shots overall.

“We did a good job of containing Wade and some of their perimeter shooters, but they are a balanced team,” Jefferson said. “When you take one thing away, they will get you in another spot.”

“Obviously, Alonzo was a game-changer,” Nets coach Lawrence Franksaid. “Alonzo was really dominant in the paint. We probably gave him too many layups in and around the paint.”

The series shifts to New Jersey for Game 3 on Thursday.

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