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Randy Moss is almost sure to be fined for pretending to moon fans in Green Bay during a playoff win, according to NFL rules.

The league is looking into the star receiver’s antics in Minnesota’s 31-17 win over the Packers on Sunday and will announce its ruling later this week.

When asked whether the oft-fined Moss would be penalized again, a league spokesman recited NFL rules mandating discipline for “obscene gestures or other actions construed as being in poor taste.”

A fine for the first offense under those guidelines is $5,000. Moss has not previously been fined for such action, but paid a $25,000 penalty in 1999 for squirting an official with a water bottle.

Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry’s divorce with Eric Ben�t has been finalized, with Berry getting almost everything, according to Celebrity Justice.

A quick recap: the once happy couple met in 1999 while celebrating the premiere of Berry’s HBO movie Introducing Dorothy Dandridge; two years later, on Jan. 24, 2001, they tied the knot in a low-key affair. Despite persistent rumors regarding Ben�t’s fidelity–or lack thereof (he eventually copped to being a sex addict)–Berry stood by her man until October 2003, when she officially separated from him. Berry filed for divorce last April, citing irreconcilable differences.

Ben�t, 33, went to court in June seeking to challenge the couple’s pre-nuptial agreement, but on Monday, a Los Angeles judge granted the divorce and upheld the terms of the couple’s pre-nup, which were not disclosed.

According to the syndicated Celebrity Justice, Berry, 36, got nearly everything she wanted out of the split, including her posh Beverly Hills mansion. She will also hold on to all assets she brought into the marriage.

Ben�t, on the other hand, will presumably continue to live in his considerably more modest crib in Studio City, California. The Milwaukee native will reportedly receive no spousal support from Berry.

Now thats funny – What did this fool expect?

Additionally, Berry will have reportedly have no formal ties to Ben�t’s 15-year-old daughter, India, with whom she had become very close.

Reps for Berry and Ben�t did not immediately comment on the Celebrity Justice report.

Wide receiver Roscoe Parrish will skip his senior season and enter this year’s NFL draft, according to his new agent, Drew Rosenhaus, who said Parrish will hold a news conference Thursday to announce the decision formally. Parrish was Miami’s top receiver this season, catching 43 passes for 693 yards. He also averaged 16.2 yards per punt return, running two back for touchdowns. One was in the Hurricanes’ 27-10 Peach Bowl victory over Florida on Dec. 31. He was named the co-MVP of that game. The 5-foot-9, 172-pound Miami native was the first player offered a scholarship by Larry Coker after Coker’s promotion to head coach four years ago. Parrish is the fourth Miami player to declare early for the draft in the past two seasons. Sean Taylor, Kellen Winslow and Vince Wilfork were first-round picks in 2004.

Miami running back Frank Gore is skipping his senior season and will enter the NFL draft, becoming the second Hurricane in as many days to make that jump.

“I think it’s time to move on,” Gore said Friday.

He has already signed with agent David Levine.

Miami coach Larry Coker was among those who said Gore’s stock would considerably rise if he stayed for 2005. Gore had two major knee injuries in college, and was occasionally slowed by knee trouble this season. He still had a team-best 945 yards, capping a career in which he ran for 1,975-yards and 17 touchdowns.

Gore has a 2-year-old son and a mother who is seriously ill with kidney disease, and he wants to begin providing for them. He knows a strong 2005 season would likely translate into a more lucrative NFL contract, while another knee injury would probably end his pro plans.

Ultimately, Gore — who missed the 2002 season with torn right knee ligaments, then most of the 2003 campaign with a similar injury to his left knee — opted against taking a risk.

“Me and my mom talked (Thursday) night, and then I just sat down and made my decision,” said Gore, who acknowledged that his mother’s wish for him to leave school early played a huge role in his choice.

Gore also thanked Coker and other Miami coaches for “not forgetting about me when I got hurt,” and said he believed they had his best interests in mind when advising him to stay for the 2005 season.

Gore becomes the 10th Miami player to leave school early for the draft in the last four seasons.

Miami has produced 40 first-round draft selections since 1987, the most of any school. There were a record six Hurricanes chosen in the opening round of last year’s draft.

Matt Leinart and his Southern California teammates bounced around the end zone, then broke into a victory dance. The celebration was on — and it was only halftime.

Playing to perfection, the Heisman Trophy winner threw a record five touchdown passes and the Trojans overwhelmed Oklahoma 55-19 Tuesday night in the Orange Bowl, ending the season just as they started: No. 1.

“I think we proved tonight that we are the No. 1 team in the country without a doubt,” Leinart said. “No doubt.”

Even better, there’s no one they have to share it with.

The much-anticipated battle of unbeatens, No. 1 vs. No. 2, turned into a coronation for USC, which had to settle for a share of the national championship last year after being left out of the Bowl Championship Series title game.

“We didn’t expect it to be this easy, but the game went our way from the beginning,” USC coach Pete Carroll said. “I was a little surprised.”

That was no consolation for unbeaten Auburn, the odd team out of the BCS title game this season.

The Tigers (13-0) stated their case with a 16-13 victory over Virginia Tech in the Sugar Bowl on Monday night and could have done no worse than Oklahoma against Southern Cal. But they finished second in the final Associated Press poll.

Sup fam! The holidays are over and I hope you enjoyed them BUT its time to get back to work! I got some new business cards for 2005 and I will be out in the streets recruiting hard for new females to work with me.

For those of you who were trying to get a hold of me over the holiday break I apologize, but I was doing the family thing and even I need to relax sometimes. I will be returning all phone calls and emails starting tommorrow. For those of you who have turned in applications for work I will also start processing those also.

I want to thank all of you for your support during 2004 and I will bring you some quality ass in 2005. Trust!

Peace.

Cleveland Cavaliers’s LeBron James wears a mask to protect his broken left cheek during a game against the Charlotte Bobcats’, Monday, Jan. 3, 2005, in Charlotte, N.C. James was injured by Houston center Dikembe Mutombo’s elbow during a game Wednesday, Dec. 29. He’ll be required to wear the mask until the facial fracture heals, and doctors said that could take as long as eight weeks.

Even tho’ LeBron didnt like that mask he was wearing, he still helped his team beat the Charlotte Bobcats 94-83 with his 26 points.

Alright, Im at the movies last week supporting black cinema by checking out Fat Albert and I see the preview for Are we there yet? from Ice Cube. Now anyone who saw this knows this is a flat out bite of Cedric’s movie Johnson’s Family Vacation.

Now I saw that one… Im not sure if Im going to see this one. If I do I will probably say I am going to see that carmel honey Nia Long.

Props to Ice Cube for spitting out the flicks. I know when they made this movie they knew it wasnt going to break any box office numbers, but if the movie was made on a low budget it could still turn a profit (and thats the name of the game) its all good.

In looking for pics for this article I came across a contest that they are giving away a Lincoln Navigator as part of the movie’s promotion. You can best believe I entered. Shit, some new wheels would be lovely.

Happy Holidays

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I hope you have a nice Christmas holiday spending time with your time with friends and family. Peace!

The upcoming third season of Comedy Central’s Chappelle’s Show is apparently only half-baked.

Work on the hugely anticipated new season of Dave Chappelle’s sketch show is behind schedule due to its 31-year-old ringleader’s illness and lack of new material from his writing staff, according to the New York Post.

The new season was supposed to premiere Feb. 16. It will now begin airing sometime in late April or May, per the Post.

“Dave–and his entire production crew for that matter–got a bit of a late start on writing season three,” network spokeman Tony Fox told the newspaper.

Chappelle has reportedly been laid up with a nasty flu bug, adding to delays brought on by the lack of written material so far for season three. The Emmy-nominated comedy is currently on hiatus for the holidays and will resume production in January.

Last week, Paramount pushed back the season 2 DVD release–which had been slated to hit stores Feb. 8 to coincide with the new TV season–presumably due to the production slowdown. No new release date for the DVD has been set yet.

There was no immediate comment Monday from Comedy Central or Chappelle’s publicist.

Since the offbeat sketch show debuted in January 2003, it has steadily built a large following. By the end of season two, the half-hour show was often pulling in more than 3 million viewers. The DVD release of season one currently ranks as the all-time top-selling TV show on DVD.

In August, Chappelle reupped with Comedy Central in a massive two-year deal, valued at $50 million by the Hollywood Reporter. The deal also set a new Industry precedent–reportedly giving the funnyman a large cut of backend DVD sales.

In addition to his gig at Comedy Central, Chappelle had been working on a book for Hyperion. No word on the book’s status; there’s also no word on the rumored movie deal with Paramount for Chappelle to portray Rick James in a biopic.

Prior to work on his new TV season, Chappelle had been overseeing a feature film/DVD project combining sketch comedy with footage from a Brooklyn block party filmed in September that featured a reunited Fugees. A 10-person crew, directed by Michel Gondry, captured the Chappelle-conceived event.

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